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Hello friends today I will share top 100 best whatsapp status. Whatsapp status are a great way to share what is running in your mind today. If you want to add some creativity to your Whatsapp status then you come at a right place, today we are sharing 100 best Whatsapp status for Whatsapp users.

Best whatsapp status:

1]My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p
2]CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.

3]Contributing to entropy since 1994.

4]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

5]Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)

6]I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

7]Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

8]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

9]People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

11]Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

12]My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

13]lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
14]Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

15]I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.

16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

17]I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)

18]Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.

19]I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

20]Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

21]I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

22]fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

22]I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.

23]My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday

24]We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.

25]Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

26]If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

27]formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

28]SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

30]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

31]I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

32]Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.

33]I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

34]Waiting for wi-fi network.

35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)

36]Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)

37]I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
38]Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.

39]You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.

40]Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

41]Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend

42]They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

43]I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card (or in matrimonial sites)!!!!

44]I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

45]Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.

46] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂 🙂

47]I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

48]I took IQ test …..results were negative

49]Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..

50]If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

51). Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
52). There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
53). Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off. ……..(Relationship status)
54). Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
55). Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
56). The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
57). I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
58). I usually don’t get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.
59). I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/
60). Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.
61). One day you’re going to wake up and notice that you should’ve tried. It was worth the fight. …..(whatsapp quotes)
62). Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
63). We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
64). That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.
65). Time is always fly, but love is never died….. You and me make a wonderful WE ………( Relationship Status)
66). Don’t Copy My Style.Or you will be prosecuted.
67). God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
68). Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on. ………(Whatsapp quotes)
69). If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
70). “Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.” – Rachel Zoe
71). Anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
72). On this our anniversary, we may not have wealth, but we do have each other and that is worth more than anything in the world.
73). They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
74). You’ll never be lonely..If you learn to befriend yourself.
75). Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
76). Happy Thanksgiving to someone I’d have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.
77). Dance like the photos are not being tagged. Love like you’ve never been non friended. Sing like nobody’s following. Share like you do care. And do it all like it wont end up on Whatsapp or fb!
78). I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…
79). Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.
80). It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?’” when nothing’s right. ……(Sad status)
81). God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt.
82). His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
83). I stopped fighting with my inner demons.
84). Love is just a word until you find the right person to show it to.
85). Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
86). I can’t stop missing you. (love status)
87). I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
88). Life is Short – Chat Fast!
89). I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people i socialize with.
90). Night is a lovely gift by God to us to review our daily performances. Let’s cherish our good deeds and learn from our bad experiences to face the next day with all the vigor and energy.
91). We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.
92). Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no one cares. I am not feeling lonely becoze my memories are with me!…….(Great whatsapp status)
93). The road to success is always under construction.
94). “”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””
95). Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less than what I saved! ……(best black friday status)
96). Sleep all your troubles away.
97). Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
98). Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s always a…………woman or girl 🙂
99). If everything is coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong Way.
100). Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
101). Knowledge is realizing that street is one-way, wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.
102). Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
103). Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
104). Be the type of person you want to meet..
105). Love is there when both person are more concerned for the other than for one’s self
106). A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.
107). Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
108). I like children. Properly cooked.
109). I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.
110). Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
111). I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
112). Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
113). There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein…..(whatsapp quotes)
114). When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car”.
115). It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
116). Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
117). Life is like a box of chocolates…I don’t think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades…pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!
118). I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer. ….(best whatsapp status)
119). I don’t even know why I like you. But I just do.
120). Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.
121). Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.
122). So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
123). I don’t need to explain myself damn it, I know I’m right.
124). Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
125). Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Student of Albert Einstein
126). I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
127). The best way to create your future is to create it
128). Don’t Copy My Style.
129). but people stay in love by laughing with each other….
130). When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.
131). If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.
132). Time is precious, waste it wisely.
133). Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.
134). The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
135). Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
136). Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it. …….(whatsapp quotes)
137). Do not be upset if you choose wrong people sometimes. Because without choosing them you will never know the true value of the right ones.
138). Flirting is a crime bcoz it turns into love without you knowing it.
139). You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
140). Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
141). Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
142). Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan
143). Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
144). The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.
145). Do what you fear and fear disappears. – David Schwartz
146). I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
147). I love my job…when I am on my vacations.
148). People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
149). My heart is just stolen…can I check your bra…….
150). My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’

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